Weenie Ride

I want to tell you 'bout something fun

So I wrote you this song

If you've ever been to Disneyland

You know the lines can be real long

But I got a ride that the bitches love

And you won't have to wait at all

All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend

And give sexy Michael Starr a call



I'll take your ass for a weenie ride

Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride

It's scary like a rollercoaster

It will stretch you out so wide



Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride

Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside

It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride



I want to sing about a thing

That's funner than a swing

And better than the Monkey bars



You can take it on the couch

Or your waterbed

Or in the back of your Daddy's car



And it's open all day

Nighttime too

Seven fucking days a week



It only shuts down intermittently

So I can take a leak



So put that snatch on a weenie ride

Ride her face down or on your side

You'll be amazed what you can fit in there

When some leverage is applied



Open your legs for a weenie ride

You won't be the first to see it and cry

Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide

It's a weenie ride



Oh yeah



Scream for me... Scream out in Ecstacy...



Honey, won't you try the weenie ride

You're never gonna be the same

Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven

If you can't take a little pain?



Step right up for a weenie ride

It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

Oops, I think I got a little DNA

All over your backside



Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride

You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind

Even with a big old muff you won't get denied

For the weenie ride



Ooooooooh



Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your

Thighs)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh

Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride,

Yeah)

Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)

It's a weenie ride