Please, Mrs. Henry

Capo 4th fret (sounding key c# major)



A



A

Well, i've already had two beers

D

I'm ready for the broom

A

Please, missus henry, won't you

D

Take me to my room?

A

I'm a good ol' boy

E

But i've been sniffin' too many eggs

D

Talkin' to too many people

A

Drinkin' too many kegs

A

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

D

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

A

I'm down on my knees



An' i ain't got a dime



Well, i'm groanin' in a hallway

Pretty soon i'll be mad

Please, missus henry, won't you

Take me to your dad?

I can drink like a fish

I can crawl like a snake

I can bite like a turkey

I can slam like a drake

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' i ain't got a dime



Now, don't crowd me, lady

Or i'll fill up your shoe

I'm a sweet bourbon daddy

An' tonight i am blue

I'm a thousand years old

And i'm a generous bomb

I'm t-boned and punctured

But i'm known to be calm

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' i ain't got a dime



Now, i'm startin' to drain

My stool's gonna squeak

If i walk too much farther

My crane's gonna leak

Look, missus henry

There's only so much i can do

Why don't you look my way

An' pump me a few?

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' i ain't got a dime