UNCLE HARRY
Whoa
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath again
He lives in a small flat all alone
In the middle of a run down street
Spends most evenings up the pub
Drinking what he earned that week
Harry keeps to himself
Lives a quiet life
No one can remember
When Harry lost his mind
Whoa
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath again
Oh Uncle Harry youÔÇÖve done it all again
YouÔÇÖre pissing in the bath every now and then
I caught you in the wrong place
I caught you out of line
I tell you not to do it
But you do it all the time
Do it all the time
Whoa
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath
Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
Whoa, pissing in the bath again
Poor Uncle Harry lost his mind along the way
Poor Uncle Harry happened twenty years today
Comes around to say hello
Little did we know
HeÔÇÖs up to his old dirty tricks again
Oh Uncle Harry, youÔÇÖve done it all again
Oh Uncle Harry
We really shouldnÔÇÖt laugh
But every time we turn around
YouÔÇÖre pissing in the bath
ItÔÇÖs just a silly habit
And we canÔÇÖt help but remind
We tell you not to do it
But you do it all the time
