I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear
My friends say she's a dumb blonde but they don't know she dyes her hair
She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved
But what to wear to Bel-Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve
She's an airhead, stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
And she's an airhead, thousands in trust, cusp Aquarius, get serious
And she's an airhead, tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black
And she's an airhead, while I'm impressed with the length of those legs, she's not an intellectual giant
She'd like to model or maybe act or start a magazine
Before she signs any (Big) contracts, she better learn to read (And that's a fact)
But in her dreams she's the queen of a fashion regime
You ask me do I love you, does the pope live in the woods?
Quod erat demonstrandum, baby (Ooh you speak French)
She's an airhead, stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
And she's an airhead, thousands in trust, cusp Aquarius, get serious
And she's an airhead, tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black
She's an airhead, while I'm impressed with the size of that chest, she's not an intellectual giant
Sweet and low and oh-so little Miss Dora Jarre
Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car (Oh thank you)
She's losing faith in a world that is out of control
She's gonna nix politics, she's taking up volleyball, volleyball, why?
'Cause she's an airhead, stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
And she's an airhead, thousands in trust, cusp Aquarius, get serious
And she's an airhead and now the time's come for the end of my song, don't get me wrong
If she's an airhead it has to be said, it was men made her that way
It was us made her that way, it was us made her that way
I like, I like
Airhead
