You Turn Me On

Yeah I swore to offer love

I swore off women

Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'

I'd never be anyone else's lovesick fool

It ain't cool

I spend all my spare time

Fixin' up

That old rusted up pick up truck

In no time at all

I'd have it lookin' like brand new

Then you

CHORUS:



Flip the switch

Tore my ???

Played my piano like Liveracchi

I let down my guard

And my heart was as good as gone

So long

Yeah, ya cranked my tractor

Ya flick my bic

Woman you trig my trigger on my thing-a-majig

Can't explain how ya done it

But, honey, you turn me on



You done all the takin'

I done all the gettin'

I threw up my hands, said

"The heck with it"

I shut down my heart

Locked it up and pulled the fuse

Before it blew

All my emotions were disconnected

No sign of a spark

The big detector

I had nobody

So I had nothing to lose

Then you---



(Repeat chorus)



Yeah, ya crank my tractor

Ya flick my bic

Woman you trig the trigger on my thing-a-majig

Can explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on---



(SAID by Tim)



I can't handle that baby

You better slow down

Shhwwwooo