We gather together to ask the lords blessing
For turkey and dressing and cranberry sauce.
It was slightly distressing but now were convalescing
So sing praises to his name and forget not to floss.
Our nearest and dearest we dont want confessing
Its sort of depressing to have them so near.
Our feelings supressing for lightly acquiescing
And perfectly professing were glad they were here.
We gathered together and got the lords blessing
Of course were just guessing cause how can you tell?
Our stomachs are bloating
Our kidneys nearly floating
Hellos are very nice but goodbyes can be swell
