T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut
Drooping down on top of his gut
She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split
Twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know
[Chorus:]
AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt
Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then
They never got Alf to take oxygen again
Oxygen, that's when...
AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
AUDREY AUDREY
There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE
Of insurance, NOINHERITANCE
Left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE
[Guitar]
[Chorus 2x]
AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI!
Yer get nowt..
