Dorkamania

He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak



He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac



He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those



squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows







It's...



DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA



I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA



DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA



BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE



COZ IT'S ALL



DORKAMANIA







In Ornathology, hes got a PHD



He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree



Grand world class chess champions,



the wally worships these



He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE







It's... dorkamania







He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard



that he can pull



They say he's facinatin' till they date him,



then they hate him



We've never met a bloke so dull.







So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet



Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet



is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?



I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal







It's



Dorkamania