TUSE
ham ham ham
LADIES
doamnelor si domnilor
GENTLEMEN
stimata zoe petre
I AM HAPPY TO BE IN ROMANIA AND I WANT TO THANK YOU
daca stiam ce gropi sun in romania veneam cun tancu
WHO IS THIS STUPID TRANSLATOR
cine sunt stupizii carora le traduc politisions sir
DOSENT MATTER
dai in masa
IN ENGLAND
in spania
ENGLAND
a ce prost sunt danemarca
WE HAVE A BIG RESPECT FOR YOUR PEOPLE
ei isi respecta poporul
AND I WANT THAT ROMANIA RESPECT US
si va roaga sa ii aratati unde e romania
MR.PRESIDENT CONSTANTINESCU
si e un mister ca mai e presedinte constantinescu
I LOVE YOU FROM ALL MY HEART
va mai iubiti cu ronna hurt
AND ALL ENGLAND LOVES YOU
si toata anglia a iubito
MR DIACONESCU MR DIACONESCU HES A LIVE
NO IS A GHOST MR DIACONESCU THE OTHER CROSS
IN YOUR COUNTRY VERY HONEST MEN
am venit in tara sa vad un var de la onesti
ROMANIA WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT VERRY USURATING
si femeile romance se usureaza rapid
THE DELIGVENTS ARE SHOOTING MY CAPACE OF THE CAR
zice ca a dat cu caru de iau sarit capacele
THE PRIVATIZATION IS TIP MAFIA
am cumparat o caseta cu mafia de la un privatizat
THE INVESTITORS ARE NOT EXISTENCE
si nu cred in extraterestri
FOR YOUR DEVELOPMENT
iar maine voi developa un film
I GIVE YPU MY SUPORT TO BEGIN
ma date dracu deaci
MY SUPORT TO BEGIN
a zis sai bagam mana in suportul de bichini
MY COUNTRY GIVES YOU TWO HUNDRED DOLARS
tara mea va ofera 100.000 $
TWO HUNDRED DOLARS
miam oprit si eu comision de traducere
YESTERDAY I WAS IN WASHINTON
asa si
AND I TALKED WITH CLINTON 6 HOURS
si am avut cu clinton sex oral
I PROPOSE YOUR INTEGRESION
si apropo de inegrame
MR CLINTON SAY YES
din cate
FOUR
4 m u marea uniune de integrare europeana
I WILL GO BACK TO LONDON TOMORROW MORNING
am un copac in london sa moara mama
BUT WE WILL SEE YOU AGAIN ON SEPTEMBER
si ne vedem pe ghencea in septembrïe
AND GOODBAY
godbay
unde e ceasu
goodbay
da maceasu