You Should Be On Fat

my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch



aw man, ain't life a bitch, with a fat moustache



tickles my scrotum, but it won't make me cum



no, it won't make me spray, but it won't go away







i can't change my underwear, dunno what i'd find down there



maybe dickcheese, maybe poo, and if it's cheese, it's blue



i would like to feel my dong, but my arms are not that long



and my foreskin is too snug for that wiener-finger hug







you should be on fat



you should be on fat



they keep telling me



you should be on fat







my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch



could be the crabs that hatch down in my pubic thatch



no, i know it's no creep, cause it would have to sleep



and it's jock around the clock and it's spreading to my....







i don't wanna see the doc cause it's too embarassing



i would have to spill the beans and tell him everything



on a search for navel lint under all thatfat



i'd lift, i'd clench, i'd squint, and pulled out a wooly hat







i should be on fat