CHORUS:
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
VERSE ONE:
The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early
The early birds showin' up late
The straightmen all wanna be funny
The funny men all wanna get straight
VERSE TWO:
The villains have turned into heroes
The heroes have turned into heels
The dealers all wanna be lovers
And the lovers all wanna make deals
CHORUSVERSE THREE:
???????? they ain't inherited nothin'
The leaders are fallin' behind
So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men
Dancing my dance to the blind
CHORUS
CHORUS sung over:
(It's the world's gone craaaazy!)
(And ladies are dancin'!)
(And the sidemen...)
(And the frontmen...)
(We'll go home)
Fade with CHORUS
