So you got dry rot and your water pressureÔÇÖs weak
Your trash compactorÔÇÖs broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toiletÔÇÖs overflowed
And your smoke detectorÔÇÖs smoking and your heaterÔÇÖs gonna explode
But
IÔÇÖll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
IÔÇÖll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
IÔÇÖll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
Your washerÔÇÖs busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, IÔÇÖll patch up every hole
And IÔÇÖm licensed and IÔÇÖm bonded, even se habla espanol
So
IÔÇÖll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
IÔÇÖll repair for you (when your plungerÔÇÖs no use)
IÔÇÖll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, IÔÇÖll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a jedi master
WeÔÇÖll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sagging and your plumbingÔÇÖs shot
But if you donÔÇÖt mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
IÔÇÖll repair for you, anything that you need
IÔÇÖll repair for you, and my wordÔÇÖs guaranteed
IÔÇÖll repair for you, IÔÇÖll rewire it too
IÔÇÖll repair for you
IÔÇÖll repair for you
IÔÇÖll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
