The girl looks good to me, good to me,
She looked like Pamela Lee
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
I began to kiss her,
Undid her zipper,
She looked like Claudia Schiffer
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
When I met her at the bar,
Se said she was on Baywatch,
When she got into my car,
She looked a lot like Sasquatch
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaaahhhhh
Nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
She kinda looked like Mr. Spock,
ÃÔÇÜÂÔÇ£live long and prosperÃÔÇÜÂÔÇØ
But she was Courtney Cox,
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
We were hot with passion,
We were mashing,
ÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÿCause she looked like Jennifer Anniston
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
Late into the night,
I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light,
She looked like Grant Farley
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
Nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
She was fat and stinky,
And kinda sticky,
But she looked like Christie Brinkley
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
She looked like Pee Wee Herman,
ÃÔÇÜÂÔÇ£thatÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs my name, donÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖt wear it outÃÔÇÜÂÔÇØ,
But she was Uma Thurman
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
In our 23rd position,
I think I got a whiplash,
She was really bitchinÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖ,
Except for her moustache
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
She was bigger than a Winnabago,
A way to go,
She looked like Lisa Kudrow
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
She was no Cindy Crawford,
Cindy Craford,
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford
After nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
Open up another bottle,
I started drinking more beer,
So I could wake up,
Next to Heather Locklear
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yaaaaaaaaah
Nine coronaÃÔÇÜÂÔÇÖs
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