IÔÇÖm living on a landmine
My bodyÔÇÖs ticking away, my cartoon eyelids
And my skin, a sickly grey
And if I waited by the phone line
IÔÇÖd wait a couple days so IÔÇÖm here lying
On my bed until I fade
I flick the channels one to one
And flick them through again
And all the time IÔÇÖm dreaming better days
And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along IÔÇÖm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO ÔÇô I need another show
Softso KO ÔÇô ItÔÇÖs just a part of the plan
Softso KO ÔÇô ThereÔÇÖs only me and my TV tan
Someday maybe IÔÇÖll call you
IÔÇÖll see whenever IÔÇÖm free ÔÇô maybe Tuesday
When thereÔÇÖs nothing on TV
Twenty Regal and a four pack
I guess IÔÇÖm set for the night
And anti-social, to keep in shape, thin and white
I like to smoke and in ÔÇÿtween tokes
Consult the TV guide
The bible for the pig who stays inside
And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along IÔÇÖm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO ÔÇô I need another show
Softso KO ÔÇô ItÔÇÖs just a part of the plan
Softso KO ÔÇô ThereÔÇÖs only me and my TV tan
Thinning, IÔÇÖm thinning
And insanely grinning
At fools peering
Out of my TV
Try hard to be funny
Unfortunately for me
They start to entertain me
IÔÇÖm living on a landmine
The kind that never ignites
And IÔÇÖm here waiting
Here for nothing
And now I see no sun
I see no life behind my one track mind
Here I need no fun
I need no time to find a new design
Move along IÔÇÖm working on my 3D TV tan
Softso KO ÔÇô I need another show
Softso KO ÔÇô ItÔÇÖs just a part of the plan
Softso KO ÔÇô ThereÔÇÖs only me and my TV tan
