Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show
We have two necessities, charlie mack and our limo
Hes feared by suckers yet hes loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who charlie mack
He is our homeboy from around the block
Hes regarded through the city as the hip-hop cop
Height about 66", weight about 290
Everywhere I go, charlie mack is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesnt breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once killed a man cause he would not let go of his eggo
Apollo creed is a sucker, charlie mack could beat drago
He could bench about three-hundred pounds
The cops all take a vacation, when charlies in town
Hes the toughest around, so everywhere that I go, he goes
Hes charlie mack and hes the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
I guess youre wonderin why hes the first out
The limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
So youll know the things that charlie can do
And youll know every single reason why hes down with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With the radio blastin our latest hit
Its me, jeff, ready rock, omar and j.l.
Charlie mack is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at burger king for a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while were in the place
Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face
Hes not a troublemaker, in fact, hes a troublebreaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well itll only take a
Second or two, after some fools snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero charlie mack
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed
Its just natural that we let charlie hop our first
He clears the crowd without sayin a word
Man, thats the loudest silence Ive ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug
He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs
Hes a terminator, a hercules of sorts
Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
Wed like to apologize to all of our fans
But please dont touch us when were at our jams
Cause charlie dont like folks around us when were doin a show
And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get maaco!
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
Just because Ive got somethin that you aint got
If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me
I wont get excited, Ill just say, "yo charlie!"
You shoulda been kind, you shouldnt have snapped
Charlie only hits you once and now youre takin a nap
And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust
Youll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think thats enough boy but I think not
Charlie kick his face again I think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell, "by the way eyes
Youll see your girl bucknaked givin charlie a message"
Im serious, Im not jokin, no doubt
You know how many doubters bones have been broken
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
Charlie mack.. the first out the limo
Hes charlie mack.. the first out the limo
In closing, wed like to say this, to you bustaz
If youre skeptical youll probably get beat up, plus kid
Embarassed and laughed at, by all of your friends
And if you cross charlie mack its the beginning of the end
Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if youre not dead, youll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy lets go
You can bug with charlie mack cause hes the first out the limo
Hes charlie mack
And hes the first out the limo
