Darling I hate to tell you but I think IÔÇÖm catching a cold
Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here
I feel IÔÇÖm getting old
I like your laugh and a hot romance
and your ornÔÇÖry sense of humor
but if it rains again like it did today
IÔÇÖm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner
Got to get me some South America sun
Honey donÔÇÖt even ask me if you can come along
Down at the border you need to be older
and you sure donÔÇÖt look like my daughter
Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage
and IÔÇÖll end up in a Mexican jail
Darling please donÔÇÖt cry you know I wouldnÔÇÖt tell you no lie
Look over there
Oh my God donÔÇÖt look now
but it appears to be raining again
Get upstairs pack my book of prayers
Honey hurry IÔÇÖm catching pneumonia
I gotta move while IÔÇÖm in the mood
or IÔÇÖll disappear into that wall
Darling please donÔÇÖt curse
it really couldnÔÇÖt be any worse
Say IÔÇÖm a sun fanatic but itÔÇÖs dark in your attic
and your cat sleeps over my head
I know IÔÇÖm not a football star
but I wanna little better than that
So IÔÇÖm much obliged for the pure white ride
and a cup of tea every morning
IÔÇÖll say goodbye, look your man in the eye
you know I wouldnÔÇÖt tell you no lie
So after all, I'll see you in the fall
on a brand new day, brand new way
Goodbye honey, goodbye honey
Goodbye honey, it ain't funny
Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny
